December 2009
12 posts
Limericks, July 1999
There once was a very small cat.
When she was wet she looked like a rat.
She loved to eat fish,
Right out of a dish.
And then she became very fat.
You should never smoke. Once you start, it's hard...
First you can get cancer and die from smoking! The smoke goes into your lungs, then you realize you have cancer. The next thing you know, you’ll see your friends and family at your funeral.
Next it’s not good for the people around you. What if you were walking near an old person, they can’t take the smoke. Next thing you know they’re in the hospital. Think about other...
Sarah's diarey Privet!
**** is going to becom a spy but spys arent esey to be. **** and I wached Hariet the spy so now she wants to be a spy. I told her that “to be a spy you don’t have to spy you can just write.” I think it is pithetick that **** wants to be a spy but **** wants to so I can’t stop her. **** doesent know how to be a spy. Me and **** just woke up. **** is getting to out of hand...
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The black little crawling thing seems to fly even though it has no wing. It spins a web as thin as twine, if you pull it, it will unwind. It stays in my room for ages and ages, a long enouph time to write 300 pages. Of big giant humans it is not scared, I am big he is small, that doesn’t bother him at all.
this story started out in printing and switched to...
It all started one coled drery morning when I was awakined by a drop of rain. I was a poor begar. All I had was 2 peres of pants 1 shirt etc… I was waiting for someone to drop in a quarter, nickle, dime or even a penny. So far no one had come by. I lived in an ally were almost no one came by, but I diden’t have the strankth to move. finally about 30 minutes later two men came by. One...
keeping the blague going with insight from 10 year...
I am in this class because I like to write. I want to learn how to write different things. I love to write. I like to write poems and short stories.
My name is Sarah Samuel. I am 10 years old, I am going into 5th grade, and I am Jewish. I have two birds. One is a senagle named Zoro and my other one is a Myers named Angel. I have two grandparents. One of my grandparents past away before I was...
twenty six
“dvacet šest”
Twenty six hours later, including approximately 17 actually inside of an airplane, I am back in California. Time for sleeping.
Nashledanou
“goodbye”, “Nashled” for short. I think.
Last night, as we were walking through the sparkling winter wonderland, I thought to myself: I need to write my last blog entry!
Today is my last day in Prague, unless, like so many other people, my flight gets cancelled.
And now for a short prayer:
Please God, don’t let my flight get cancelled. Love, Sarah.
Anyway, I had...
Today I Met a Girl
Dave, Sam, and I were talking about boy meets world and dave was asking me if i wanted to watch 16 episodes in a row.
The girl comes up to us and goes: I think you should watch 16 episodes of boy meets world in a row.
Me: That would be 8 hours!!
Girl: I don’t care how many hours it is, I’d do it.
Me: Okay.
(awkward pause)
Me: Thanks
Girl: So where are you from? I’m from...
mít štěstí
“to have good luck”
This morning I woke up at 5:00 am. Emily and I walked to the RER station in the rain so I could buy a ticket to the airport. We didn’t have enough coins for the machine and the desk was closed, so we had to walk back to her apartment and look for more money. On the way, I was scanning the ground for any possible dropped coins but didn’t find any....
SParis
People LIVE in Shakespeare and Company! The bookstore! In Before Sunset! And there’s a piano!
The deal is, you can sleep there if you work for 2 hours a day and write/read the rest of your time. Coolest bookstore ever. I bought Anne Frank’s diary there and also a book on the origin of language.
Tonight we were eating food and this random guy comes and sits at our table and starts...
"You have to link arms with people so that your...
A few days ago Jess and I were on the metro and a bum sleeping with his head down was sitting near us. A man gets on the tram and sits next to the bum, looking him over and chuckling slightly. The man slowly reaches into his pocket and pulls out a camera and then slowly but not so subtly takes a picture of the bum. A few seconds later three black women get on the tram and he starts snapping away...