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comedy = tragedy + distance

A quick recap: egg yolk, oil, dishes, cereal, hanging mannequin head, no keys, no electricity, fever, no voice, bedbugs

But we’ve found new homes so BRING ON THE DISTANCE

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This is what I look like trying to cross streets when the snow has started melting.

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mabelmoments:

Penguin Dilemma

This made me laugh out loud.

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breaking the rules

When I walked home tonight at two in the morning, it had been snowing lightly for a couple hours and the sidewalks were indistinguishable from the streets except that they were a little higher, but everything was white so I walked in the middle of the road and made designs with my footprints.

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My long-time roommate and good friend, Emily, has recently completed a 365 blog in which she took a different picture everyday for a whole year, starting January 1, 2010.  This is her latest blog, combining those photos with many more that she’s taken over the years. Her photography is eclectic, creative and inspired. There are a lot of photos, but I recommend to anyone reading this to take the time to look through them.

You can view her 365 here: http://emturn365.tumblr.com/

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Merry Christmas! Wait…is Santa real? Did we ever get a straight answer on that?

allcreatures:

Picture: PA (via Pictures of the day: 21 December 2010 - Telegraph)

Merry Christmas! Wait…is Santa real? Did we ever get a straight answer on that?

allcreatures:

Picture: PA (via Pictures of the day: 21 December 2010 - Telegraph)

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rain, rain go away, come again NEVER. just kidding. it’s good for the crops. and the rainbows. but seriously, I didn’t come back to california for this nasty weather.

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This is the frog that lives in Sasha’s Christmas tree.

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that is not what i imagined. i guess i never imagined anything, but i know now that if i were to imagine something, it would not be this.
allcreatures:

matt-wright: Feeding an elephant. They love oranges.

that is not what i imagined. i guess i never imagined anything, but i know now that if i were to imagine something, it would not be this.

allcreatures:

matt-wright: Feeding an elephant. They love oranges.

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best screenshot ever?

best screenshot ever?

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Paul Rudd and James Franco IN THE SAME PHOTO
it’s not a good pic of them but i don’t care. that’s what love is.

Paul Rudd and James Franco IN THE SAME PHOTO

it’s not a good pic of them but i don’t care. that’s what love is.

(Source: wildfire-lies)